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Best Duck Dynasty Quotes

duck dynasty When I first heard about Duck Dynasty from several friends and my husband, I had no interest at all in watching it. I immediately thought it was going to be in the same alley as the hunting and fishing shows he likes to watch and that easily put me to sleep. Oh how wrong I was, following the Duck Commander gentlemen, this is one show that is keeping my attention.

One evening, as I was working on my blog from the comfort of my recliner, Duck Dynasty came on. I continued to work away and listened to the show and found myself chuckling enough to close my computer and watch. I fell into full fledged laughing hysterics within a few minutes.

Whether it was the strike over uniforms, the boudin truck (which I would love to have around here by the way), the redneck waterpark, or Uncle Si’s self made pool in the back of the truck, there is always something to make me laugh in every episode. Not just the chuckle kind of laugh, the I am laughing so hard I am going to pee my pants kind of laugh. So I figured I’d share some of my favorite Duck Dynasty quotes *so far* from the show:

“Wearing this uniform makes me want to kick my own butt” -Uncle Si

“I sherrr could use a grape slushyyy” -mountain man

“I gotta work with what I got, its called improv-isavation” -Uncle Si

“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones…and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” —Uncle Si

“I don’t know about this ‘Justin the Beaver.'” —Kay

“Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.” -Jase

“It’s a nail bitter to see who takes last place…” -Mountain Man

“Hey, you told me to bring stuff. Stuff is a very broad term” – Si

“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts” Si Robertson

I could seriously go on and on. They are hysterical. If you haven’t watched already be sure to check them out on A&E. Check your local listings for times.

What are your favorite Duck Dynasty quotes or who is your favorite person on the show?

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Toni is a professional lifestyle blogger living on the sunny Florida Gulf Coast. She has a passion for Disney, Travel, Fashion, Cooking, Tech, Family Fun Ideas, Reviews, Giveaways and loves being able to share that with her readers!

Comments

  1. 1

    Love the quotes! It sounds like a fun show to watch.

  2. 2

    I have never heard of this show before.

  3. 3

    Never heard of this show before either… the duct tape is popular with little old Italian men too. A former boss of mine “fixed” everything with it…lol.

  4. 4

    I’ve never seen this show but I have many friends who love it! I should probably check it out sometime.

  5. 5

    Too funny and I agree that most things can be fixed with duct tape.

  6. 6

    We’ve watched this several times and I’ve heard those sayings

  7. 7

    Hahahaha…. I love this show. My Daughter told me about it a couple of months ago and I have been watching it ever since.

  8. 9

    I’ve seen a few….it’s okay, just not a bunch of episodes at once.

  9. 10

    I love this show and the quotes reminded me of the episodes they came from 🙂

  10. 11

    I have never seen this show, but everyone tells me it is hilarious.

  11. 12

    Okay I think I’m going to have to give in and watch and episode!!

  12. 13

    I tried… but just can’t watch it. 🙂

  13. 14

    My husband watches this and it seem so unlike him it cracks me up.

  14. 15

    I love the Uncle Si quote “….. it’s open 7/24…” when referring to “God’s grocery store

  15. 16

    I love this show…. in fact, my whole family does!! Always good for a few laughs!!

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