I was sitting here singing my heart out to my own little tune and you know how to yourself well, you sound perfect. I had the idea it would be fun to record my beautiful song. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!
I have now realized that my dreams of being on AI are not good, well unless I go and they put me on as one of the super bad singers. Hey though I could totally go and jump on Simon Cowell’s lap then! So unfortunately I must inform you all, and I know this is heartbreaking, that you will not see me on AI. Or on my blog singing seriously for that matter.
On the plus side at least I know I can’t sing and I suck (I really even knew this before the video episode, I just tried not to have to admit it) right. At least I am not one of those people who are seriously skewed in my thinking, and think I would have a chance at making it past the first set of judges. You either have to suck horribly or blow them away. No mediocre singers that are living in a dream world of AI. Yep reality is where I reside.
However for you my readers this does not mean I am ending everything, oh no, I will still bless you with horrible singing and fun dances, I just won’t be trying to be good and I will warn you now that well….I SUCK at singing. At least I can dance right! Maybe I should change my view and train for So You Think You Can Dance. At least there is a smidgen more hope in that area, or so I like to tell myself 🙂
In honor of me being a sucky singer….Here you go some of my fave past videos where I sucked but hey I had fun:
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