I was threatened by Jesus Christ and dissed by Mary Magdalene in the comments on my blog. But really how many can say they had Jesus and Mary (and maybe someday Joseph) comment on their blog. Here are the comments that are still in my comment moderation:
The Jesus comment was on my Anonymous Commentors Love Me post and the Mary comment was on Quotable Sunday. Nice huh! So now I shall not be going to Blogher….SIKE (SYKE, PYSCH, however you spell the word)! Love when I get to be nostalgic and use that word.
That’s exactly what the jerk wants I am sure, however, I will be right there at BlogHer ’09 with Bells on. Trying to “scare” me just for whatever demented reason they have is really just plain pathetic. You know what they remind me of? These creepy beings:
You know the dementors from Harry Potter that try to suck the life out of you with a dementors kiss. Well unlucky for them I have an awesome Patronus…it’s a pretty dolphin and it’s name is “Suck It Loser”
Think I am annoying or whatever…that’s fine I think people are annoying, it’s our God given right to think that. I just don’t go around those I don’t like or someone I think is annoying (and trust me I have a ton) in person or on the web. It’s a waste of my time and I have other things in my life I could be doing with my time, obviously these people don’t.
The thing is…this is MY blog if you don’t like me or don’t like MY blog don’t read it, don’t visit it, and unsubscribe to it (that’s the kicker it’s someone who subscribes to my blog). So they either
A) Actually want to continue reading it just to comment as a jerk when the mood hits
B) Well there is no B, A is all that it really could be.
Before Jesus and Mary there was Donkey Nuts and Maria Conchita (loving the names by the way) something and they made point to tell me it could be a friend, family member, church go-er. Let me tell you why I think they are full of it.
Friend~ They may call themselves a friend but really a friend would not do that so obviously they are not a real friend.
Family member ~ All my family members have gall, meaning they don’t hide, I have a full blooded italian family on one side and and indian/irish on the other, nice try loser, they are the least likely people in my life to be cowards.
One of the members of the church I attend ~ Wrong, because well NO one at this church knows I blog and really we only know a few people (mainly family, go figure).
So nice try on pushing off being a coward onto someone else. It’s very unflattering.
No one ever said everyone had to like what I say or even has to like me, that’s the beauty of the world today we get to pick and choose who we like, what we read and whether or not to be mature. So if you don’t like me why do you still come around, why even waste your time?
It’s stupid really, it’s not hurting me but really fueling me to succeed even more, and it’s YOUR time you are wasting considering you don’t seem to like me. But whatever it’s YOUR time just like this is MY blog. Do with it what you want, even if that is being a low life jerk, not the way I would want to spend my time but hey I am not you and you are not me (Thank God to both).
Why not try being an example to your children, assuming you have one (but lets hope you didn’t procreate for the future generations). Maybe you want them to grow up to be a jerk too, you are definitely leading them in the right direction to have no friends. What an accomplishment, I applaud you!
And thanks to Scary Mommy for the button below (she made it) I can now say:
As bloggers we put ourselves out there so this is something that is not new and will never end. It’s how you deal with it that makes it all the difference. My advice take threats seriously enough but know that it is highly unlikely that a faceless computer name will ever do anything to you, unless you are Perez Hilton then watch your back. Laugh at the haters, you will find yourself rolling your eyes at them soon enough.
Have a very blessed Monday! Mine will be wonderful, I am getting everything in order to head to Florida and beach it starting Friday! Speaking of which I will have a few guest posters while I am gone so treat them nice :).
*Ready, Set, anonymous/fake name comment…NOW